键盘侠数据证明勇士就是犯规大队廿年陈酿老詹+玄学浓眉无敌

[赛后贴]西部季后赛第二轮，洛杉矶湖人队主场127-97战胜金州勇士队，总比分2-1领先。

双方数据

湖人（2-1）：詹姆斯21分8板8助、浓眉25分13板3助3断4帽、拉塞尔21分3板5助、范德比尔特2分5板、里夫斯10分2板2助2断、沃克12分4板2断、施罗德12分、八村塁5分、哈里森9分4助、克里斯蒂6分2板2助

勇士（1-2）：库里23分4板3助、维金斯16分9板4助、追梦2分2板4助、克莱15分7板、迪文岑佐5分5板4助、普尔5分3板6助、穆迪5分4板、卢尼3分4板4助、佩顿8分3板、库明加10分

[–]Lakerslannistargaryen 16 points 2 hours ago

Amazing AD game + LeBron moving his dominance from 1st to 3rd quarter + 37 Laker FTs + 17 Warriors TOs + 12 Warriors 3PM (21 for G1 and 2) = Happy Lakers fan.

湖人球迷：1个牛逼的浓眉 + 老詹贯穿3节的统治力 + 湖人37个罚球 + 勇士17个失误 + 勇士仅命中12个三分（G1和G2均命中21个三分）= 快乐的湖人球迷~

[–]RabbitWolfie 214 points 2 hours ago

Year 20 LeBron & odd-number playoff game Anthony Davis >>>

球迷：我也来一个，20年陈酿的老詹 + 季后赛奇数场次必神玄学浓眉 = 无敌

[–]Just_some_guy_23 115 points 2 hours ago

need to convince AD that Monday is G5

球迷：看来我们得给浓眉催个眠，让他觉得下一场是G5才行啊~

[–]Snifflymoth416 104 points 3 hours ago

box score watchers will probably say lebron had a mid game, but lebron looked great tonight, with his defensive effort and how much he was running up in transition. Seems like his 3 ball is starting to fall now. LAKERS IN 5.

湖人球迷：只看技术统计的呆子以为老詹这场打得差强人意，其实老詹今晚相当牛逼啊！他在防守端的相当投入，攻防转换时的跑动也非常积极！而且他的三分球手感貌似也回来了！啥也不说了，湖人必将5场解决战斗！！

[–]TheScienceNamesArgon 50 points 3 hours ago

I'm a Warriors fan because my team (Supersonics) got taken from but holy shit that sub is actually cancer. I thought it was a relatively fine officiated game. I don't think the Warriors will come out so undisciplined in game 4 but this is going to be a hell of a series. Already is.

勇士球迷：我现在是个勇士球迷，因为我之前的球队（超音速）不存在了。跟你们说，勇士的贴吧评论区简直是要人老命啊，厚礼蟹特！！我觉得这场比赛的判罚还OK啦，而且勇士第四场肯定也不会像今天这样打得毫无章法，这个系列赛真的是大有看头啊！！！

[–]DelaRoad 31 points 3 hours ago

Oh have you been in here after a Lakers loss Lol

湖人球迷：噢吼吼？？看来楼上的兄弟还没来过湖人队的评论区吧，哈哈哈哈！！

[–]Fantasnickk 15 points 3 hours ago

Lose: Disband, Bron is washed, give Rui AD’s minutes, fire Ham

Win: LBJ is getting his 5th ring and Lakers in 4 every round

湖人球迷：

湖人队评论区现状：

湖人输球：“湖人快解散吧！”“詹姆斯这老不死的占着茅坑不拉屎啊！”“浓眉下去！！让八村上来打啊！！”“把哈姆给劳资炒了！！”

湖人赢球：“老詹老詹好牛掰，手拿把枪第五冠！”“湖人这球打得好啊！每轮都能4-0横扫对面啊！”

（输球后的湖人球迷）

（赢球后的湖人球迷）

[–]RIP MAMBAfastlikeanascar 4 points 3 hours ago

Yeah we’re shit but in a different type of way

湖人球迷：是啊~咱湖人球迷也不是啥好鸟~~只不过我们不是人起来，你看到的是不一样的禽兽表现罢了~~~

[–]Lakersalreddy-reddit 493 points 4 hours ago

nice when the last 5 minutes doesn't take an hour.

湖人球迷：今天这比赛的最后5分钟没打上一个钟头，这让我很欣慰~~~

[–]Lakerstinamou63 75 points 2 hours ago

But that means I have to get back to the rest of my life 55 minutes earlier

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